Everyone on Instagram: “I’m a Coach!”
Me: No, I just learned something you haven’t… YET!
I promptly made this into a post on my Instagram to “poke” at of my line of work.
I'm here to get practical, make fun of myself & totally remove hierarchy from "coaching."
Let’s make this simple..
We’re in a time where we literally pay people to help us rise quicker than we could ourselves. It's now the most common thing in the world to give our dolla bills to someone who already figured out what we're trying to in order to speed up our transformation.
Because instead of the things we used to want from Amazon, we are putting our transformation at that top of our “wish list” and we now know that we are not meant to do this alone.
Yes, I’m a coach too. 😂
A health coach, at that.
And — I’ve been on this health journey for over 13 years.
When you gotta pull out a calculator to figure out how many years you’ve been doing something,
you know you’ve reached a certain level of mastery.
In those 13 years,
I watched my mom slow die from a preventable “disease,” cancer.
I started & ended a binge drinking problem.
I developed & overcame an eating disorder.
I tried veganism for 7 years.
I researched about health for days & nights on end.
I tried every supplement on God’s sweet earth.
Finally in 2015, I completed a 1 year health coaching certification just to have some sort of “title” & in this program, I gained just a fraction of what I know now.
I had some lovely experiences with psychedelics, till I walked out in the middle of an ayahuasca ceremony (my 3rd)— knowing in my heart, that I no longer needed assistance from this plant & that if I chose to sit in that room a second longer, I’d be dishonoring my own truth.
I remembered & then forgave some sexual abuse that was held deep in my subconscious.
I decided to permanently move to Costa Rica a few months before a global health crisis occurred.
I learned there was a typo on my birth certificate & that my legal name is actually Rebelah! (Read: rebel from birth)
I studied energy work (extensively) & Craniosacral therapy, completed a mystery school training, completed and then assisted a Feminine Embodiment & Tantra Training, created an ecstatic dance brand (that is still running!), hosted countless women’s circles, retreats, festivals & workshops
about more spiritual topics I can name.
& Holy sh*t ! Have I learned a whole lot that I get to share with you !!
So, let’s talk about my ego..
My ego wanted to coach in an area I thought was MUCH cooler.
A voice coach.
A dance teacher.
Anything in the arts..
These things I aspire to become better at.
But I humbly proclaim, this health thing ..
It is my thing.
I’ve died & rebirthed myself a thousand times and, it’s still. here.
I can finally see it’s not going anywhere.
It is my niche.
It the area where everyone has the most questions for me.
It is where everyone is desiring my support already.
It is the way God is asking me to serve.
I can’t deny it anymore.
I can still be the vastness of myself
AND be my own flavor of “health coach.”
If we I coach you 1:1, we might end up going into trauma, sex, money,
we might rap a song together ..
we might do some sensual movement..
we might just cook together—
But a big way I’m here to serve the world is through spreading empowering messages about health & to lead you back to being your own biggest health advocate.
This is the gateway I want to take you through for transformation.
It’s the gateway I stepped through for mine..
Yet the thing is.. is that no one‘s journey is the same.
The things I discover about my own body might not be the same for you.
A book or article you read about some thing you’re dealing with might not actually be for you.
When it comes to health, the only people we need to be working with are the ones who can point us back to our own knowledge and power around our bodies.
Any health professional can give suggestions but no one should be overriding YOUR inner knowing.
“But,” you say “I can’t hear my inner knowing about what to eat and how to detox. 😭
All I can hear is that something needs to change.”
💫
I will not be your inner knowing
but I will guide you back to yours.
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I can work WITH you on your health
but not FOR you.
Working with our bodies is the NUMBER ONE way to change every area in our lives.
What is happening inside of our guts,
inside of our brains,
inside of our organs
& inside of 👏 our 👏 cells 👏
is what we project out into our external world.
And we don’t see this,
until we remove a layer of what we’re not—
FROM THE INSIDE OF OUR BODIES.
This is multi-dimensional,
embodied
health & evolution.
The best way to get free..
to become unfuckwithable…
is to
Take your health into your own hands.
No one knows YOUR body more than YOU!
The ONLY person who has the ability to listen YOUR body is YOU!
YOU are the one who needs to take the next step for your health!
Frequently Asked Questions
Do I need to purchase access to the course first to gain access to the group?
YES! The group coaching option is to support those who have either already gone through or are currently going through a cleanse (be it, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually or sexually). You do not have to only be cleansing p@rasites although, this is a foundation. (YOU'LL SEE!)
Can I get a refund if I'm unhappy with my purchase?
If you are unsatisfied with your group coaching program, please reach out and LET A GIRL KNOW! But no, silly! I will not give a refund after you've paid your monthly fee. However, you can cancel ANYTIME!
How do I schedule my appointment?
Upon purchasing coaching, you'll receive further instructions on how to join our group calls & exclusive group chat! If for some reason, you have not received your instructions, please send an email to [email protected].
Take your pick!
1-- You could exit out of this now & start a cleanse of your own.
2-- You could purchase the mini-course (below) alone & go on more of a self-guided journey.
Want more?
3-- You could join a group who's exciting about doing this together + weekly group calls, you can sign up for the group coaching [separately] below.
4-- After purchasing the mini-course, you could add-on 1:1 guidance with me until the training wheels are off & you're feeling totally empowered with your health. You will see this bundled together with the course below!
